The professor aka Arsene Wenger did it again. He lost his notes, later on he lost his nuts too. He lost his notes to the monkey in-diguise, Bacary Sagna he took it to the tallest coconut tree and threw it to the open sea.
The hairdryer/hairdresser aka Alex Ferguson got it right early on. Shaved off with any single hair found, O'shea moved the slickest.